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Polar Bear Wrestling

Our first question comes from James Riot who wants to know more aboot our animal husbandry practices as it pertains to polar bears! What a doozy of a question! This is a good one to clear up though, because I’m afraid the rest of the world has gotten the wrong idea aboot how we treat these majestic animals. I hope you find this informative!  –Duncan.

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Comments (3)

  • Rich Wallace

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    I knew it!!

    • Duncan McMaple

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      Alas, many a brave Canuck has been smothered by the suffocating embrace of an affectionate were-bear!

      • Adam Black

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        You guys are so progressive up there.

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