Raven Perez wanted to know more aboot the rumour that Canadians wear tree costumes. Well, that’s only true for the Canadian mating season, eh? In the day this was a serious thing, where ladies in beaver costumes were required to choose their future husbands based on how well he wore his tree. These days it’s more for fun, of course, but it’s a roarin good time! And nowadays with same sex couples and all that, there are new ways to celebrate the mating season.. sometimes it’s all beavers, or all trees, or just a whole bunch of roosters, or whatever! But this is the most traditional setting for it, and I hope it clears it up for you, Raven! –Duncan
How exactly do Canadians grow up to be such awesome and strong people? Well, a lot of training goes into it, eh? James Riot asks aboot the ritualistic body paint he’s seen pictures of. In fact, this comic serves to explain two things: the baby rituals and the origin of Dudleys!
Some facts aboot Skrank wasps: they are aboot a meter long, although two meter specimens have been recorded. They feast on large mammals, which can include humans if they’re hungry. They are usually solitary creatures, being too large to share a meal. They implant their larva into some of the large terrestrial Canadian birds, like the Bolanth Bird. And they taste like chicken. –Duncan.
Jim Spain is back with a great question, eh? What do we eat for breakfast? Well, truthfully, we have a variety of people around the country, and we eat a lot of different things. So here are a few skookum selections to whet your appetite! –Duncan
