Far from mythical, the flatulent powers of Canadians are mythic! Heroic! Even superheroic! Unfortunately, the Olympic committee has thus far refused to allow any of our fartaletes to compete in sports where we can show off our rectal prowess. That’s why they aren’t showcased in front of the world for all to see, eh? We’ll just have to wait for smellovision to be invented and then hack all the satellites to show the hit Canadian movie “Higgins McTavish And His Iron Tush Part 3: The Fartenning.” Seriously, that one gassed out theaters all over the country! –Duncan
Well, here’s a great example of what this site is for: dispelling the misinformation about the Great White North that gets out there. James Riot is back, wondering about our NONEXISTENT mloons. They were actually NOT created in a lab at █████████████ in the lovely province of █████████ under the supervision of ███████████ and ███████████████ back in ████. You see, first they ███████████████████ their ███████████ and under the ███████████ they stuck their █████████████(which I think is pretty gross, but hey, scientists, you know?) Anyway, there was this ████████ and they █████ into the ████████████ and lo! the mloon was DEFINITELY NOT created! –Duncan AND THE MINISTRY OF KICKING PEOPLES ARSES
