Ah yes, the Canadian donair! What a thing of majestic beauty! Come for the Timmies, stay for the donairs! There are so many people who have visited that would give anything to taste that sweet garlicky heaven one more time. Including Adam Black, eh? Apparently he remembers fondly the otherworldly savors and wants to know what is is about our donairs that sets them apart from anything else on the planet! Well here you go, brave traveler! Here’s the secret, and why it’s never been as good as this outside the Great White North! –Duncan
Toronto certainly is a special place, but not everyone in Canada agrees it’s a good kind of special, eh? Some of us look at T’ranna and scratch our heads in bewilderment. Why, there was even one time that they tried to put a giant condom on their sky dick! Imagine! The reasons why are shrouded in mystery, but we all think it was something dirty involving the full moon. –Duncan
