How exactly do Canadians grow up to be such awesome and strong people? Well, a lot of training goes into it, eh? James Riot asks aboot the ritualistic body paint he’s seen pictures of. In fact, this comic serves to explain two things: the baby rituals and the origin of Dudleys!
Some facts aboot Skrank wasps: they are aboot a meter long, although two meter specimens have been recorded. They feast on large mammals, which can include humans if they’re hungry. They are usually solitary creatures, being too large to share a meal. They implant their larva into some of the large terrestrial Canadian birds, like the Bolanth Bird. And they taste like chicken. –Duncan.
James Riot is back with a question aboot the RCMP! How do we train those iconic symbols of the international image of Canada? Truth be told, the image is something we export to lure tourist dollars to our fair land; they don’t do any actual policing. Those selected for RCMP duty aren’t actually the best representatives of the Canadian people; they’re somewhat lacking in the brainal region, if you know what I mean. We make sure they get the look right by boiling them red and permanently styling their hair in case they lose their hats (a frequent occurrence). One they’re ready to be shown to the tourists they’re taken out of their closets and paraded around for the cameras. If they make a mistake they’re usually taken back and put down humanely, the poor buggers. –Duncan
