Sorry, world, but we did Justin Bieber on purpose. I know it seems cruel, but this comic should set the record straight, eh? I hope that you can understand and sympathize with our purpose.
Actually, other countries have similar programs, eh? The U.S. uses Kanye, Britain has Adele, heck even South Korea has Psy! It’s all a plan to entertain the masses, make a buck, and have some convenient targets! Win win win! –Duncan
Ah yes, the Canadian donair! What a thing of majestic beauty! Come for the Timmies, stay for the donairs! There are so many people who have visited that would give anything to taste that sweet garlicky heaven one more time. Including Adam Black, eh? Apparently he remembers fondly the otherworldly savors and wants to know what is is about our donairs that sets them apart from anything else on the planet! Well here you go, brave traveler! Here’s the secret, and why it’s never been as good as this outside the Great White North! –Duncan
G’day eh? A couple of comics ago, I mentioned that I’d be taking New Year’s Day off to celebrate the Canadian New Years Raccoon Toss! Well, this custom had a few of our readers wonderin’ what that was all aboot, so here’s your explanation! It’s a good time with friends and family and a mickey or two! Problem is, a few of us are so good at it they get themselves into trouble, eh? But fear not, we’re a resourceful bunch and we always find a way! –Duncan
