Posts Tagged ‘raccoons’

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Babies

How exactly do Canadians grow up to be such awesome and strong people? Well, a lot of training goes into it, eh? James Riot asks aboot the ritualistic body paint he’s seen pictures of. In fact, this comic serves to explain two things: the baby rituals and the origin of Dudleys!

Some facts aboot Skrank wasps: they are aboot a meter long, although two meter specimens have been recorded. They feast on large mammals, which can include humans if they’re hungry. They are usually solitary creatures, being too large to share a meal. They implant their larva into some of the large terrestrial Canadian birds, like the Bolanth Bird. And they taste like chicken. –Duncan.

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Raccoon Toss

G’day eh? A couple of comics ago, I mentioned that I’d be taking New Year’s Day off to celebrate the Canadian New Years Raccoon Toss! Well, this custom had a few of our readers wonderin’ what that was all aboot, so here’s your explanation! It’s a good time with friends and family and a mickey or two! Problem is, a few of us are so good at it they get themselves into trouble, eh? But fear not, we’re a resourceful bunch and we always find a way! –Duncan