Posts Tagged ‘skrank wasps’

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Donairs

Written by Duncan McMaple on . Posted in

Ah yes, the Canadian donair! What a thing of majestic beauty! Come for the Timmies, stay for the donairs! There are so many people who have visited that would give anything to taste that sweet garlicky heaven one more time. Including Adam Black, eh? Apparently he remembers fondly the otherworldly savors and wants to know what is is about our donairs that sets them apart from anything else on the planet! Well here you go, brave traveler! Here’s the secret, and why it’s never been as good as this outside the Great White North! –Duncan
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Babies

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How exactly do Canadians grow up to be such awesome and strong people? Well, a lot of training goes into it, eh? James Riot asks aboot the ritualistic body paint he’s seen pictures of. In fact, this comic serves to explain two things: the baby rituals and the origin of Dudleys!

Some facts aboot Skrank wasps: they are aboot a meter long, although two meter specimens have been recorded. They feast on large mammals, which can include humans if they’re hungry. They are usually solitary creatures, being too large to share a meal. They implant their larva into some of the large terrestrial Canadian birds, like the Bolanth Bird. And they taste like chicken. –Duncan.