Ah yes, the Canadian donair! What a thing of majestic beauty! Come for the Timmies, stay for the donairs! There are so many people who have visited that would give anything to taste that sweet garlicky heaven one more time. Including Adam Black, eh? Apparently he remembers fondly the otherworldly savors and wants to know what is is about our donairs that sets them apart from anything else on the planet! Well here you go, brave traveler! Here’s the secret, and why it’s never been as good as this outside the Great White North! –Duncan
Maple syrup is a substance of great power, and the potential for humankind is enormous! Of course, in the true Western tradition, the first thing a European did with it was turn it into a weapon, eh? Argh the Ruthless was already an incredibly strong Viking warrior, but using dark Norse magic to infuse maple syrup into his very blood made him nigh invincible! Who knows, maybe he can even take a light sabre to the gut and survive! –Duncan
Today’s topic comes from Raven Perez, who has a thoughtful and reasoned inquiry aboot a-holes. At first glance, you might think he’s asking aboot arse holes, but he isn’t, eh? It’s the A’s in the names that that hose head is referring to! Get out, eh? Well, here’s a little story aboot how all those a-holes came to be, and how our respective nations continue the tradition of being a-holes with our speech. –Duncan
