Posts Tagged ‘vomit’

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Toronto

Toronto certainly is a special place, but not everyone in Canada agrees it’s a good kind of special, eh? Some of us look at T’ranna and scratch our heads in bewilderment. Why, there was even one time that they tried to put a giant condom on their sky dick! Imagine! The reasons why are shrouded in mystery, but we all think it was something dirty involving the full moon. –Duncan

 

Here’s some proof aboot how we see the CN Tower!

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A-Holes

Today’s topic comes from Raven Perez, who has a thoughtful and reasoned inquiry aboot a-holes. At first glance, you might think he’s asking aboot arse holes, but he isn’t, eh? It’s the A’s in the names that that hose head is referring to! Get out, eh? Well, here’s a little story aboot how all those a-holes came to be, and how our respective nations continue the tradition of being a-holes with our speech. –Duncan